Best Dad Jokes – Free Printable

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It’s quite possible that my boyfriend is the king of lame dad jokes. Seriously – he seems to come up with new ones daily! I’ll never admit this to him but most are quite funny. It’s better not to encourage him though or I’ll be listening to punny jokes all day long.

Dad Joke Laughing

Although the 3 older boys (13, 15 & 17) and I roll our eyes at his jokes, my 7 year old howls with laughter. Give him a few more years and he’ll be rolling his eyes with the rest of us. Ha! If you have some dad joke fans at home (or a dad in need of some new material for his comedy act), we’ve created this free printable of Best Dad Jokes.

Best Dad Jokes - Free Printable for Father's Day

Best Dad Jokes:

Some of these are quite clever while others are so lame that you just can’t help but laugh. Here are a few samples…

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.

Two Dads Laughing at Jokes

Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.

What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

See what I mean? These are so lame that they’re funny. Ha!

So feel free to use this free printable of Best Dad Jokes as funny notes for your child’s (or husband’s) lunch, as part of a DIY Father’s Day gift basket, or even memorize a few to embarrass your kids when you’re carpooling their friends around to sports practice.

Do you have a great dad joke? Let us know in the comments below – we can never have too many!

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2 thoughts on “Best Dad Jokes – Free Printable”

  1. These are great I needed this today for my day is away from the lil one that looks up to me And my dad is gone to be by his mom’s side who is struggling to stay . I have one for you share it if you will …..
    What’s gray has four legs and a trunk? An elephant going on vacation .😂


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